quick anyone who hasnt watched fullmetal alchemist explain this image
the gray man is selling something to shinji ikari. shinji finds this deal incredible, but the grey man is smug because in reality its a shitty deal
So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes
caffeine-free soda more like soda-free soda
IS THAT A BEDAZZLED FUCKING EVANGELION
spice things up in bed with some communism
u think white ppl don’t have problems??? yeah well where’s my upper lip
every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up
ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor
lots to look forward to
Hello, Tumblr. See this thing?
It is the best goddamned thing you’ve seen all day.
Say hello to the Infinite Jukebox, an experiment in looping songs. See those curves cutting through the circle? What this bad boy does is analyze the song for similar beats and sounds, then randomly skips between said beats forever.
Yes, you heard me. Forever. With this piece of musical genius, you can literally play the same song for as long as you want - It will create the song that never ends.
Some examples include:
And if that’s not enough, you can upload your own MP3s to this bitch and it’ll loop those as well.
Have fun, kids.
Bird school, which is for birds.